Guys, I’m here to bust a myth.

A myth that only Africans have big diabz. Nie reke gwire, the other day I went on holiday in Greece and saw some curvaceous European mamaz. They had big buts and slim waists. Real diabz. The type that our socialites and Nicki Minaj pay millions for. I was jealous!

Then I sipped my mohito, and thought, why had I assumed that only Africans have curves? That’s not my fault. That’s what Europeans sell on their commercials . And to be fair, the jungus who come down to Kenya have a body type that we are use to hence fueling the stereotypes that only Africans have curves.

Gothenburg, a city without secrets!

Some of you know that while having curves is considered beautiful in Africa, the west actually pushes for skinny bodies. Hence the reason they have unique conditions like Bulimia and anorexia.

My dear European girls. I know you are not used to hearing encouraging words from an African but please don#t be embarrassed of your curves. Curvy girls were the original supermodels. Even pinup girls rocked dem curves. Which is great because you can pull off endless peplum. And have a kick ass belt collection. Not to mention how well one can rock that skinny jeans. That means you have a big butt. And boobs. Which drives men crazy!